i am objectively nothing, because that is what people want to see.
in trying to be objectively something, you incur subjective wrath.
lie low, keep under the radar
everything's objectively better

shhhh.

it is better thus to be objectively neutral, like water.
water is objectively neutral.

belief is false, only what you want is true.

riddle me this riddle me that, bet you haven't got a clue!