You dream of pictures I can only see, orate in tongues I can only understand, and I may never know more than that.

You have been cursed by Hecate
To see happiness and feel only envy
To look at love and feel only lust
And to do the minimum only when you must.
To smirk at other's goodwill
To laugh when they are ill.
To calculate and tabulate
loans at exorbitant interest rates
your idea of getting high
is sucking all your debtors dry

And the only way to lift the curse
is to try to put all others first
even if in the end that means
having only one pair of jeans.