Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked food in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big Cock-
a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like Shih T-
zus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their Meet-
ing in the office, or meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his Balz-
ac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a Cont-
aminated water can really make you sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your Dict-
ate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

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